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If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.

Jeremiah Van Guilder (via lullabysounds)
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She DID that!

an exclamation when someone has met or exceeded your expectations showing off their skill set (via blackproverbs)
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Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier

Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via confusingmisery)

The logic hahahahaha

(via kennakittymeow)

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U WAS MY BABY. MY FUCKIN SYNONYM APPLE

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leslieloveslipgloss:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

Hahahaha

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